Failure is not when your Girl Friend leaves you,
Its only when you don't try for her sister
- Swamy Unknownanda
Thought for the Day
Failure is not when your Girl Friend leaves you,
Its only when you don't try for her sister
- Swamy Unknownanda
very interesting
A Guy WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.
Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real
big MNC's
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps
asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number,
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's
real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.
ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real
big MNC's
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on
Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to
Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps
asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number,
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's
real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.
ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW
WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
A Sardarji went to US
A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.
Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
Bill: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.
Sardarji : more...more. ..m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?
Bill : No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!
If Vijay Mallya gets into LPG distribution
If Vijay Mallya takes over LPG
After the phenomenal success of Kingfisher Airlines.
Have you ever imagined as to how will the Gas Cylinders been delivered to your home?
If Mr.Vijay Mallya ventured into the LPG Distribution Business in his own way of approach ......
(scroll) .............DOWN.........
After the phenomenal success of Kingfisher Airlines.
Have you ever imagined as to how will the Gas Cylinders been delivered to your home?
If Mr.Vijay Mallya ventured into the LPG Distribution Business in his own way of approach ......
(scroll) .............DOWN.........
Dare to do this!
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone....
Family problem
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
The American continued,
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!"
The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
The American continued,
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!"
funny.... good one!!!
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts,
'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'
'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.
'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information
and the fact is I am still lost.'
The man below says, "You must be a project manager."
'I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.'
'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'
'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.
'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information
and the fact is I am still lost.'
The man below says, "You must be a project manager."
'I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.'
TYPICAL CONVERSATION with Lover
She Gives a Miss call to Him..and he calls her back..
She: Hello!
Ayoo..Innaikku Enna mokka poda poralo….
He: Hi da…Sollu..?
She: Ile chumma dhan call pannen…
Eppodi Call panne.. Miss call dhane kuduthe…
He: oh...Enna Pandre??
She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu iruk eenga?
He: Nanum Ippo dhan sapten.. Now... .'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paakkuren Sun Music la
She: Nalla paatu..
(And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha' )
Ange enna Eli (Rat) Kathuthu….
He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya
She: *giggles*
He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen
She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava nga bayandhuda poranga ..
Correct…Ava mohini pisasu nu nenachiduva…
He: Come on! Please!
She: Poada. I don't sing that well
Athu Oorukke theriyum e… J
He: It was really sweet. Please paaden
She: Enakku odd aa irukku da
He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla thane paadare.
She: Nee dhaan sollanum
Nan chumma vere vazhi illame sonnen..
He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya?
She: yaenda paduththare
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great voice
Donkey kooda pootti podura voice..
He: hmmmm
She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren
En Kashta kalam..
He: Great!!!!
She: Endha paatu paadatum?
Nee ethu padunalum.. innakku thookkam pochu.. appuram enna…
He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum?
She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai
Unakkudhan Ezhutha Padikka ve Thriayathe…
He: Chinna chinna aasai?
She: Illai indha paate paadaren
Entha patuku kathu kelinja enna?…
He: Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Illai vendaam. Am feeling very shy!
He: Paadu she paadu. Un isai endra inba vellathil neendha odoadi vandha
ennai yemtradhe….. Paadu
She: Galatta panre paathiya
Th eriyuthu le. Appuram enna… : )
He: No no. Nee shy aa feel panre illaiya. Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please paadaen
She: naaLaikku paadatumaaa?
Innakku Thappichen da.. Escape…
He: Seri maa. Unakku eppadi thonaradho appadiye pannu
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams..
Tholla Theendhudhu…
He: Sweets dreams to u too…
After a while She calls He (tat never happens, she gives only a missed call),,,,
She: Hey..Thoonigitya
Illa current kandu pidichikitu iruken …
He: Illai ma.
She: Enna Pandre..
Nadu rathirile enna pannuvag… Kannamboochiya vilayaduvang a…
He: Match paathundu irundhen
She: Seri. Nee match paaru
Appuram EnnaththukKu.. Ezhuppune…
He: Hey. Its ok. Pazhaya match dhaan.
She: Illai. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
( Bad ah, this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing J )
He: Bad appadinu solla maaten. But I want you to be comfortable first.
naaLaikku paadaren sonne illa. So , me waiting..
(Innnakku thappichen nenachenn ... L)
She sings 1 stanza from the song
Thoooo……… ….
He: Wow. Too good!
She: Porum. I know how kevalam my voice is
Unakku Slef realization adhigam.. J…
He: Hey you really sing well.
She: Poada...Nee sollanume nu solre
Kallli, Correcta Kandu pudichittiyeee…..
He: Cha! Cha! Un voice nalla illaati naan ivlo kaekkave maaten
She: Hmmmm
He: Nee ivLo nalla paaduve enakku theriyaadhu
Therinjiruntha kettirukka ve matten.. LL
She: Hmmm! Seri good night..Nee thoongu..
Nee paduna patta kettutten le.. ini engerunthu thoogurathu….
He: Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey….
Ahaa..Iva Thoonga vida matta pola irukke,,,
He: Ah.. Sollu..
She: Nejamaave en voice nalla irundadhaa
....neeye un voice a record panni ketu paru
He: Nejamma! Ofcourse
She: Nee poi solre
Mavale ipo mattum ne enna thoonga vidala………
He: Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm. Ennamo solre. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
He switched off his phone….
He switched off his phone….
Cute Coding
If Java code is written in Tamil,.....................
public class Project
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
int a;
string b;
if(a==0)
{
b = "Zero";
}
else
{
b = "Non-Zero";
}
return;
}
}
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